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stfuconservatives:

shegetsby asked: What is the response to someone when they say THIS diatribe?: “Why, exactly, do we think that criminals are going to adhere to the new laws when they so easily disobeyed the old ones?”

Say, “If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children in the…

liberalsarecool:

There goes the pro-gun argument over equivalences.

liberalsarecool:

There goes the pro-gun argument over equivalences.

barackobama:

The official White House response to a petition to secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016:

By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few…

She [Hillary Clinton] has a history, you have to admit this, of being a professional victim…People want me to apologize, want others to apologize? I think Hillary Clinton should be doing the apology.

- Fox News host Andrea Tantaros defending her show’s mockery of Hillary Clinton’s health. (via mediamattersforamerica)

YEAH HITLER-LY I MEAN HILLARY WHY DON’T YOU APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE RIGHT WING SHITBAGS WHO DECIDED TO ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU PASSED OUT FROM SICKNESS, GOT A CONCUSSION, AND THEN HAD A FUCKING BLOOD CLOT IN YOUR BRAIN?! WHY DON’T YOU APOLOGIZE TO THEM?! HUH?! HUH!?

SOMETHING SOMETHING BENGHAZI AND ALSO BILL CLINTON BLOWJOB AND A BIRTH CERTIFICATE BECAUSE FOX NEWS WHARRGARBL! 

(Seriously, Andrea, just go shut the fuck up forever you bag of shit.)

This is a presidential candidate on a trip designed to bolster his foreign policy credentials, who is literally next door to the greatest foreign policy crisis of the new decade. And, as the fire rages down on Aleppo, he apparently has nothing to say about it at all. No criticism of Russia, no gesture of support for Turkey. No half-sentence about arming rebels, or not arming rebels, or UN resolutions, or anything. Look, I’m not saying it’s easy, but damn it man, you’ve got to say something.

Is Mitt Romney a hawk or just a tactless weirdo? Hugo Rifkind ponders the question (via timesopinion)

Mitt Romney is a lot of things, but Qualified To Be President Of America just isn’t one of them.

think-progress:

The Republican tax plan raises taxes on 10 times as many people as the Democratic proposal. 
Part of our on-going series called Republican math.

think-progress:

The Republican tax plan raises taxes on 10 times as many people as the Democratic proposal. 

Part of our on-going series called Republican math.

I know in your mind you can think of times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that’s Pearl Harbor day. The other is September 11th, and that’s the day of the terrorist attack. I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a day that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.
Republican Mike Kelly thinks covering birth control is just as bad as 9/11 and Pearl Harbor.
hey i don’t want to pay so you can have sex
assholes that don’t have to worry about ever not being able to afford contraception and really just want to control everyone else’s sex lives (via socialistictendencies)
zenodotus5:

theatlantic:

Pictured: Barack Obama Speaking Softly, Carrying a Big Stick

“They tried to repeal it HOW many times.”